“Some people look for a beautiful space, others make a space beautiful.”

 
I am an outstanding developer that is requesting, nay begging, for an opportunity to work with you. I have many skills, some of which may be useful to you, and a deep desire to be able to pay my bills and eat in the coming months.
 

What I have to offer:

 

01
I love to work! No kidding, I am being serious.

02
I must have learned something in the 7 years I attended college. No, I’m not slow, I have a bachelor’s degree in journalism and a degree in computer science.

03
I am obsessive about learning new technology. It’s not quite a disorder yet, but I am working on it.

04
I am good at what I do, just not so good remembering what all the acronyms stand for.

 

05
I am funny, smart, witty, a good listener and sometimes a little spunky.

06
Yes, I have white-boarded and I will let you know the story behind my first time after you hire me.

07
I am not afraid to get dirty.

08
I am not cheap, but I am inexpensive.

 

09
I love to grow my own vegetables and to build things.

10
Oh, and I love coding and puzzling out errors.